Hailing from Huntingtown, Maryland, Bruno went to Salisbury University. However, instead of studying, he spent time doing 7 round drafts during film class, aspiring to work for Mel Kiper, Jr. His belief is that it failed since he was better at mocking then Kiper, but not as dreamy as Todd McShay. You'll find Bruno waiving his terrible towel, yelling at Camden Yards, or participating in NFL Drafts. But, if you mention that Baltimore football team or incorrect sports facts, you're dead to him!
The First Lady of SLZE. This Yank bleeds Big Blue since she hails from New York! She will rip you apart and put you on diaper duty, especially if your name is Zo! Annie is also our most frequent listener and emailer. It may be because of her love for Scotty... or Sports, one may never know.
Zo is the head doofus of SLZE Sports. He is never wrong and will fight to the bitter end to tell you the sky is Burgundy& Gold. A proud alum of the Florida A&M University, he only wishes he played the tuba. The consummate professional, he is the man to go to if you need someone to be late or to join the MLE! Zo permanently receives SLZE Sport's "Vote of Confidence."
Rome is a 'Skins fan through and through. He is a hometown Marylander that loves DC and for some reason, tolerates Zo. He is also a proud High School Basketball Coach!
Howie hails from the state with the most "fair weathered" fans known to man --- FLORI-DUH. Depending on the time of the year he is a true believer and follower of: The New York Yankees, New York Giants, and the Florida State Seminoles. But all year round, he's a true believer and follower of Vince McMahon and the WWE.
Beamer considers himself "The Real Redskin fan." Born in Washington, D.C., he's so much "the real" fan that
he knows little about other teams, especially ones that play baseball.
Evan is a HUGE sports fan, especially if you're talking long distance running, Blernsball, or Sumo Suit Athletics! During the show, he enjoys playing with the buttons and knobs. Basically, he makes the three doofuses of SLZE Sports sound good! He's well traveled, likes long walks on the beach, and leadies... he's single!
Coach is the "De Facto" Emcee of SLZE Sports. This proud Florida State Seminole originally hails from the sunny beaches of South Florida. Scotty is a die hard fan of FSU Athletics, as a Seminole Booster & Football Season Ticket holder. He also loves the only NFL team to have a truly undefeated season, those Fish playing baseball(though he still hates the new logo), and Annie. If you remember one thing, it should be "Zo Knows..... Nothing!