The Scoring System


                                 Positive Points

  • Benched During Game (non-injury): 35 points
  • Interception for TD: 25 points
  • Interception (non-TD): 5 points
  • Fumbles Lost: 5 points
  • Fumbles Kept: 2 points
  • 3-Turnover Game: 12 points
  • 4-Turnover Game: 16 points
  • 5-Turnover Game: 24 points
  • 6-Turnover Game: 50 points
  • No Passes of 25+ Yards: 10 points
  • No Passing/Rushing TDs (QBs only): 10 points
  • Under 200 Passing Yards: 6 points
  • Under 150 Passing Yards: 12points
  • Under 100 Passing Yards: 25 points
  • Under 50% Completion Rate: 5 points
  • Under 40% Completion Rate: 15 points
  • Under 30% Completion Rate: 25 points
  • Teammate/Coach/Fan Argument on Sidelines replayed on SC: 15 points
  • QB Sacked for a Safety: 20 points
  • QB Fumble Returned for TD: 10 points
  • Pick-Six to Lose a Game in OT: 50 points


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                                 24/7 Points

  • Arrested: 50 points
  • Detained/Questioned by Police: 10 points
  • Practice/Locker Room Fight (physical): 20 points
  • Apology Press Conference: 75 points
  • Penis Picture on Blog: 150 points
  • Official Vote of Confidence from Coach: 10 points
  • Bitching About his Linemen: 10 points
  • Suspended: 50 points per game
  • Abruptly Release the Previous Week's Starter: 35 points
  • Start Dating Anyone with the Last Name "Kardashian," "Hilton," or "Lohan," or Anyone who Starred on an MTV Reality Show: 25 points
  • Get in a War of Words with Terry Bradshaw, Trent Dilfer, or Steve Young: 25 points



                                 Negative Points

  • 300-349 Passing Yards: -6 points
  • 350-399 Passing Yards: -9 points
  • 400+ Passing Yards: -12 points
  • 75+ Rushing Yards: -8 points
  • 3 Passing/Rushing TDs: -5 points
  • 4 Passing/Rushing TDs: -10 points
  • 5 Passing/Rushing TDs: -20 points
  • Game-Winning Drive (Last Two Minutes): -12 points
  • All Teams MUST be played at least 5 times and no more than 13 times
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  • "Zo Rule" - If picks aren't sent to Coach before Thursday night football begins, your worst 2 teams will count for that week.